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Norm Macdonald – The Youthful Porpoise

Conan05/21/14

About This Bit

This bit is a quintessential Norm Macdonald shaggy-dog story. He sets the stage with an elaborate, faux-historical buildup about the 'three wise men of Quebec,' establishing Jacques De Gautino as a man of immense intellectual pedigree destined for Ottawa.

Norm then pivots to an absurd, anti-climactic discovery: Jacques is not running the country, but feeding baby dolphins at SeaWorld. Jacques let us down, but Norm did not.

About Jacques De Gautino and His Pourpoise

  • Puns as performance art: Norm treats the pun as if it were a profound dramatic twist, mocking the very concept of the 'reveal.'
  • Commitment to the bit: He spends minutes creating a complex, pseudo-political backstory for a character whose only purpose is to deliver one wordplay-based line.
  • Conan’s frustration: The contrast between Norm's calm storytelling and the audience's growing realization that they are being 'had' creates a unique comedic energy.
  • Meta-commentary: Norm overtly discusses the 'burden' of the story, openly acknowledging that the long buildup is intentional torture.

Key Moments

  • 00:00:00: The legend of JacquesNorm introduces Jacques De Gautino, a scholar from Temiscaming, Quebec, who was destined for greatness.
  • 01:30: The SeaWorld encounterWhile visiting the dolphin exhibit in Niagara Falls, Norm unexpectedly runs into his old acquaintance.
  • 02:21: The confrontationNorm confronts Jacques about wasting his immense potential and failing his town's expectations.
  • 02:59: The punchlineJacques explains his career choice: he is 'serving a useful porpoise.'