S3:E5 — Bobby Lee

When you're single and trying to attract a partner, it's important to project the qualities you desire... which I understand, but boy-oh-boy have I had to suck a lot of dick lately...

Yesterday I had a picture framed, now it's doing time upstate for armed robbery.

I need to have glasses to see my family. Specifically, two glasses... of scotch!

I saw my little nephew and he asked me "where would be the worst place to get a bug-bite". I thought about it and said 'Maybe the eye? Where do you think?' and he said 'Brazil'.

I signed up for my company's 401k but I don't think I can run that far.

I wouldn't call myself a fan of 'steampunk', but I will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk.

I'd like to take a moment to address all the men in the audience: No means no... and bacalao means cod.

If I was grading constellations, my review and description for Orion's Belt would be just three stars.