S2:E12 — Martin Mull

This week I learned you can pay your dentist with blowjobs.

I do a terrible John Travolta impression but I find the impression gets a lot better when my male masseuse is jerking me off.

You know they had a big Black Mass devil worship this week. But I skipped it because I believe you can be just as close to Satan on a golf course as in some stuffy old Satanic Church.

Some Biblical scholars now believe that Jesus Christ was married. They also believe he had the world's worst bachelor party.

A Chinese man spent 10 years developing a suitcase that doubles as a motorized scooter. There's no word on whether he had any particular hopes or dreams.

Movie fans are now celebrating the 30th anniversary of Ghostbusters and are demanding a Ghostbusters 3. At least, according to a homeless dude on my block, who looks suspiciously like Ernie Hudson.

Orange is the new Black but not in my apartment building. Kevin is the new black.

In Alabama, a Youth Ministry group is under fire for putting up a billboard that quotes Adolf Hitler. To be fair, they did pick his most inspirational quote.

That 'Weird Al' Yankovic ain't so weird. He just sings parody songs. My friend 'Weird Phil', that guy's weird, he saves all his cum in Sparklets bottles for marriage.