S2:E2 — Adam Sandler

Michigan man Curtis Peterson received a 15 year prison sentence for having sex with his pet pitbull.

What's that lassie? Woof woof? Grandma got stuck in a well? Woof woof? Oh, you got raped?

A new study found that men with beards are more attractive.

More great work from the University of Bob Seger.

Call me a little old softie, but I'd prefer if you'd call me a distinguished gentlemen with a flagging erection.

In my opinion if you're going to fight the war on terror, a good place to start would be this nation's haunted houses!

Catherine Zeta-Jones has been diagnosed with bi-polar disorder, half the time she's Zeta...

If you were a Russian prostitute on a date with serial killer Andrei Chikatilo, aka the Rostov Ripper, and he couldn't achieve an erection...

This was not your lucky day.

Self-described Canadian porn star Luka Rocco Magnotta, heading to court soon for the grisly murder of his Chinese boyfriend. Magnotta allegedly killed Lin Jun on video tape. He started by cutting Jun's penis off, leading to his lover bleeding out live on video tape. Magnotta then went to his kitchen and placed his boyfriend's penis into a skillet frying it until it was golden brown. While taking his last breath, Jun witnessed his supposed soulmate feast on his genitals. After he had perished, Magnotta began dismembering him, sending packages of his - I mean this guy was a real jerk!

My brother-in-law is so stupid, the first thing on his bucket list was suicide.