Norm Macdonald Live

S2:E5Fred Willard

Aired 2014-06-09

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About this Episode

The brilliant and hilarious improviser Fred Willard joins Norm.

Blue Card Jokes

9 jokes read from the blue cards on this episode.

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Malaysian Flight 370 is still missing. You know where they're going to find it? The last place they look!

The pilot of Malaysian Flight 370's last words?

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

Yo momma's so fat she developed type-2 diabetes and congestive heart failure! Snap!

You don't hear anymore about Bob Costas' infected eye. Who is stonewalling this investigation?!

If thinking that women are not funny, emotionally irrational, and less intelligent than men makes me sexist, then yes, I am sexist!

Here's what I've learned: You beat up and toss one 19 year old Hispanic hooker out a window and they never let you forget it!

Have you ever seen these adult films that feature only men?

They're awful!

Opinions are like assholes, Neil Patrick Harris wants to stuff his cock in them.

Oh, wait! That's just assholes.

April 15th is around the corner and Adam Eget asked his accountant for his extension. Oh, sorry! Thats his penis surgeon!

Season 2

All episodes from this season.

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S2:E1Ray Romano2014-05-12Open, Ray Romano
S2:E2Adam Sandler2014-05-21Open, Adam Sandler
S2:E3David Spade2014-05-26Open, David Spade
S2:E4Carl Reiner2014-06-02Open, Carl Reiner
S2:E5Fred Willard2014-06-09Currently viewing, Fred Willard
S2:E6Todd Glass (Part 1)2014-06-16Open, Todd Glass (Part 1)
S2:E7Todd Glass (Part 2)2014-06-25Open, Todd Glass (Part 2)
S2:E8Bob Saget2014-06-30Open, Bob Saget
S2:E9David Koechner2014-07-07Open, David Koechner
S2:E10Roseanne Barr2014-07-14Open, Roseanne Barr
S2:E11Marc Maron2014-07-21Open, Marc Maron
S2:E12Martin Mull2014-07-28Open, Martin Mull
S2:E13Jack Carter2014-08-07Open, Jack Carter