S1:E10 — Andy Dick

The latest Archie Comic shows gay character Kevin kissing his boyfriend Devin. Another barrier will be broken next month when in a dream sequence, Jughead will be shown fisting Betty Crocker.

Barbara Walters announced that she's retiring from 'The View'. Well actually she announced it five years ago, but nobody could hear her over those yammering bitches.

They say pimpin' ain't easy... but what they won't tell you is it's much, much more difficult being a prostitute.

It's hard to believe that the entire cast of Saved by the Bell is now dead.

George Clooney may be a dapper fellow, but don't forget, he whacks off just like the rest of us.

If there's two things I'm 100% sure are true, it's that 1) No means no. 2) You should never take no for an answer.

There is a new service called 'Sidecar', where if you need a ride somewhere you will be picked up by a stranger and driven to your location. However in a few months the company plans on going back to its original name: 'Murder'

Accomplished comedian Sinbad has announced he's filing for bankruptcy for the 2nd time.

Sounds like things have gone from Sin-bad, to Sin-worse.

A lot of people talk about masturbating to the Sears catalogue when they were younger. But I'm a lot older than that, back in my day you actually had to go to a Sears store and fucking whack off!

Organist Ray Manzarek died this week at age 74... THE CURSE OF THE DOORS

My Aunt turned her house into a bed & breakfast. I guess she woke up and said "not enough strangers are fucking here"

There are over 10,000 missing person cases in America. I hope I'm not telling tales out of school, but I think the answer to where these missing people are is very clear:

Joran van der Sloot

Never trust a black guy wearing a Dirk Nowitzki jersey.

Whenever someone says "I have a couple irons in the fire" I think, "is one of them a job writing blacksmithing metaphors?"

If the Miami Heat win the NBA championship this year, I'm going to eat my hat. It's not that I care or think that they're going to win, it's just that I want to eat my hat.

This year's most popular iPhone game is 'Clash of the Clans'

The least popular iPhone game?

'Cut my Cock Off'