S1:E6 — Larry King

Apparently someone in Germany stole 5 metric tons of Nutella. Police haven't arrested anyone yet but they are questioning Günther Hasbargen, the 700 pound man that smells like chocolate and hazelnuts who guards the Nutella storage facility.

I love the movie '42'. It's Chadwick Boseman like you've never seen him before!

There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's... says the guy who didn't shove a bunch of Reese's up his ass.

Amanda Bynes is a lush blonde who's quickly turning into a blonde lush.

Have you heard about this thing where people make up porn star names? They take their childhood pet's name and then they combine it with their childhood street name.

So anyways, mine would be Dick Fuckington.

...I lived on Fuckington Crescent.

College freshman Scott Damerow set a new world record by using his head to bust 142 eggs and he now officially holds a place in the Guinness Book of Fucking Retards.

If you were a Russian prostitute on a date with serial killer Andrei Chikatilo aka. The Rostov Ripper and he couldn't achieve an erection... that was not your lucky day.

The Al Qaeda online magazine 'Inspire' has a recipe for a homemade bomb. They also have a recipe for a pretty darn good peach cobbler.

You know my clothes make me look slimmer. But they did not fool that flight of stairs that collapsed under my astonishing new girth.

I loved Liberace but with all due respect, man, if you kicked that guy in the ass a hundred cocks would fall out.